briannajoycee

what the fred flintstoner?

So, yesturday was the first time I actually drank, ever. It was also the first time I got drunk. My boyfriend had to TAKE AWAY my bottle and drink it himself as to render me alcohol-less.

That night I experienced my first…

~drunk text (to my ex) reading: ” DOOODEE, Imn soo fjhknimn drujjnkkl “

~drunk phone call in front of my boyfriend… (to my ex’s new girlfriend, whose a good friend of mine) I told her, as she put it, ”i wanna marry you lips and fuck your ass”

~drunk girl make out

~time pissing myself from laughing (i wasnt the only one who did)

~showering drunk with another female, making out in the process.

~passing out on the floor of the bathroom, soaking wet

~time my boyfriend truely saved my life, from being humiliated.

~being so drunk I vaguely remember any of this and this is what other people have told me or showed me on video.

I can say this weekend was eventful.


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LOVE this song!! Got it on replay!

(Source: mechanical-fear)

Via Your Mechanical fears

<3

I love my boyfriend.

I’ll give him my all.

He’s always there for me,

Making me the best I am.

I means the world to me.

I love him to death.

He is my best friend and I his.

I love my boyfriend.

I give him my all.


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SSSnMMM Bitch can’t take a punch, but likes it rough in bed.


Funny!

How’s it going?

Just living!




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You are an illustration. Why am I talking to you?

You are an illustration. Why am I talking to you?



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justin bieber wins artist of the year over eminem?

celebritythoughts:

First off anybody over the age of 12 who likes justin bieber.

The fact that he can even be in the same category as eminem is like..

& the fact that he won..

makes people who like real music feel like..

i can only imagine eminem’s reaction to this bullshit..

& to anybody who thinks Bieber is better then eminem, COME AT ME BRO.

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